
0hhtec musician – number 15 歌詞
[monologue 1:]
…[a] full_grown pizza
[monologue 2:]
number 15: burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus but—as it turns out—that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, “[t]his is the lettuce you eat at burger king”. admittedly, he had shoes on but that’s even worse
the post went live at 11:38 pm on july 16 and a mere twenty minutes later, the burger king in question was alerted to the rogue employee—at least, i hope he’s rogue
how did it happen? well, the bk employee hadn’t removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield heights, ohio; this was at 11:47. three minutes later (at 11:50), the burger king branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer, and three minutes later (at 11:58), a link was posted: bk’s “tell us about us” online forum. the foot photo, otherwise known as “exhibit a”, was attached. cleveland scene magazine contacted the bk in question the next day. when questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, “oh, i know who that is…”
[monologue 3:]
…”oh, i know who that is…”
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…”oh, i know who that is. he’s getting fired”. mystery solved by 4chan. now, we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace
[monologue 5:]
number 15: burger king foot lettuce
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number 15: burger king foot lettuce
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number 15: burger king foot lettuce
[monologue 8:]
…[a] full_grown pizza
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